BREATHTAKINGLY AWESOME LAS VEGAS GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE ESCORTS

When you are looking for a way to make your Las Vegas trip unforgettable, hiring a girlfriend for the night is the best way to achieve your results. Las Vegas girlfriend escorts will be a nice diversion from your professional commitments or they will add some extra glamour at your professional conference.

Girlfriend experience (GFE) escorts should be on the menu if you are making a solo vacation trip to Vegas. Your Sin City experience would be incomplete if it only includes visiting dayclubs or nightclubs and if you try your luck at the casinos and then dine and drink all by yourself. Perfection would occur once you hire a girl for a night. You are in Vegas. It’s very much the thing to do in Vegas.

Girlfriends for rent might sound awkward to you if you are not a Vegas regular. But when your life is busy and time is the only thing you lack, a fake girlfriend for hire is about the best solution when you need an eye candy or a dining partner but don’t want to go through the rigors and uncertainties of the dating game.

Best Possible Escapades With The Best Vegas Girlfriend Escorts

Maybe you are in Vegas for some relaxation after completing a project at work to which you gave your everything and then some. You want to relax and recharge and rejuvenate yourself before going back to the grind.

Life is short and you want to accomplish as much as you can and fit as much as you can into the short existence we have on Earth. Why wait to tick the items on your Bucket List? When you think about the Asian Tsunami or the Haitian earthquake or the events of September 11 or the Covid pandemic, you realize that life can take strange turns.

So, you want to pack as much as you can into your Vegas trip. Hiring a girlfriend for the night is a small part of the whole plan.

You want to have an epic night and this GFE escort will have the night of her life as well. Luckily, our girlfriend escorts are not only sensuous and classy; they are also up for new adventures and stretching the envelope.

Vegas Things To Do For Nerds

Our GFE escorts love nerds. So, if you are the kind of person who goes to SXSW and loves to watch Neil Tyson on stage there, then have no worries. Our girlfriends for rent are just the right kind of people who would enjoy being with you and they are just the right kind of people you would love to spend time with.

Here is what you can do or how you can spend some time with our girlfriend escorts.

Bellagio Fountains So, for nerds (and others), the Bellagio Fountains is a must visit show. The choreographed water fountains spray water hundreds of feet into the air. You can just stand and watch and enjoy the show which runs every 15 minutes in the evenings.

Bellagio Conservatory & Botanical Gardens This collection is a 14,000 square foot indoor space and a botanical wonderland. It’s changed five times a year according to the seasons and once for the Chinese New Year. So, every year and every season, you have a new selection to watch with awe. “Photosynthesis is nature’s way of making life from light. Chlorophyll allows a tree to capture photons, extracting a portion of their energy to make the sugars that make it a tree — the raw material for leaves and bark and roots and branches — then releasing the photons at lower wavelengths back into the atmosphere. A tree is a light-catcher that grows life from air.” Maria Popova, The Marginalian, formerly Brain Pickings.

Atomic Testing Museum The National Atomic Testing Museum has various exhibits. Here, you’ll learn about the historical background leading up to the establishment of the Nevada Test Site. You’ll experience a Ground Zero Theater simulation of an above-ground nuclear test. There will be a lot of food for thought for you that you can take to bed with your girlfriend for the night.

Mirage Volcano It’s another free show involving explosions and fire and the heat is quite real. It’s one of the original Vegas attractions. So, you should watch it to be able to put a tick mark next to a bucket list item.

Fremont Street Experience (FSE) From one of the oldest Vegas attractions, to one of the newest and technologically sophisticated Vegas attractions. Prepare to be overwhelmed by the sights and sounds as you walk under the LED canopy that comprises more than 12 million LED lights. It is a choreographed music and video show. The walk of more than 1,000 feet under the covered canopy that is 90 feet at its highest will be a time to remember when you have your GFE escort walking alongside you.

You can nerd out about the more than 500,000 watts of sound or about other stuff. So, don’t forget to hire a girl for a night so that you have a companion on your tour of free Vegas things. Nothing is more fun than being with a kindred spirit and discussing the things that you most love.

The astronomer Maria Mitchell noted that “we have a hunger of the mind which asks for knowledge of all around us, and the more we gain, the more is our desire.” And yet, she also noted that “we reach forth and strain every nerve, but we seize only a bit of the curtain that hides the infinite from us.”

Our girlfriend escorts are eager for things that stimulate their bodies and minds. They’ll be impressed by your nerdy hobbies. You can discuss all about your hobby of collecting masted ships and aircraft carriers, or making miniature space shuttles. Our GFE escorts will be suitably impressed if you have somewhat eccentric hobbies like creating Civil War reenactments with miniature figurines or creating Civil War dioramas or making diecast military battleships. Perhaps your interests are more mainstream such as making diecast Porsche cars or diecast Mustangs or Jaguars.

Vegas Nightclubs Create Unforgettable Nights

Nightclubs have a unique energy and Vegas nightclubs are some of the most outlandish nightclubs in the world. You can hire a girl for a night and take her to one of the legendary Vegas nightclubs for an unforgettable night of dancing and music and partying.

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” Groucho Marx and his inimitable humor.

Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi’s studies showed that people felt depressed after watching too much TV. “Humans seem to be biologically programmed to enjoy confronting challenges, using their skills and developing their potential. Coercive work and empty leisure stifle this essential pleasure,” he wrote. So, the best kind of Vegas vacation is one that has the right mix of action and relaxation. Nightclubs definitely belong in the ‘action’ column.

Here are a few Vegas nightclubs for you to choose from.

Omnia Nightclub If it’s inside Caesars Palace, how can it be anything but ‘phenomenal,’ as Bill Gates might put it. Be prepared for some sensory overload from the EDM music blast thanks to legendary DJs creating the mood. The ambience inside the massive 75,000 square feet nightclub with a 22,000 pound kinetic chandelier can only be described as ‘electric.’ With your GFE escort in tow, you should find your way in. Bottle service starts at $400.

Bottle service is perfect for bachelor parties. A group of four people can book a table and enjoy themselves with their girlfriend escorts joining in.

Hakkasan Nightclub The grand MGM Grand has an equally grand nightclub. It has the obligatory large LED displays plus famous DJs and Hakkasan Nightclub is even bigger than the Omnia Nightclub at 80,000 square feet.

Light Nightclub The Mandalay Bay is another Vegas megaresort. Light Nightclub is in proportion with its big LED screens and big artists such as Ludacris and Rick Ross.

Drai’s Nightclub This is an iconic nightclub and the energy and party scene here is unbelievable. It’s situated on top of The Cromwell, a boutique hotel situated close to the Bellagio across the road from it. Live performing musicians keep things energetic. Whether you want bottle service at $300 to $450 is up to you.

Club XS This is part of The Wynn Resorts which comprises both The Wynn and the Encore resorts. This club is a brainchild of Steve Wynn who owns the resorts. Bottle service here costs $375 to $500 and the club is 40,000 square feet.

Tao’s Nightclub This one is part of The Venetian-Palazzo complex near the northern part of the Strip. The setting is opulent and the crowd will be classy and drinks pretty expensive. There is an Opium Room; the décor is Asian-inspired and there is bottle service in case you are interested.

These are just a few options for you to party at night. You can hire a girl for a night and choose one of these nightclub locations and hop over there. And if you don’t like any of these nightclubs, you can choose others. Groucho Marx said: “Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them … well, I have others.” Like Marx’s multiple principles, Vegas has multiple nightclubs.

The Best Vegas Dayclubs Are These

You might find the idea of ‘girlfriends for rent’ to be novel. You might feel awkward about the whole concept of a ‘fake girlfriend for hire.’ But these are normal concepts in Vegas or anywhere else where adult entertainment is an option. It’s a simple economic rule at work about ‘demand’ and ‘supply.’

Our GFE escorts are cognizant of their role to be partners and listeners. Our escorts are devoted, discreet, well-informed, sophisticated, and worldly-wise.

Our escorts understand their role as girlfriends. They’ll join you for a trip to a nightclub or a dayclub or a conference or a restaurant. Of course, you can also spend time with our sensual GFE escorts and have a whale of a time.

Here are a few places you could visit and have as much fun as you have in a nightclub but with less clothing and more water. Most of these are only open around the weekend.

Bare Pool This 14,000 square foot pool at the Mirage has two dipping pools, daybeds, cabanas, and a bar. The cabana prices as well as price for bottle service varies like at every other pool. This is one of the ‘European-style’ pool locations in Vegas and it’s open seven days a week.

Daylight Beach Club Located at the Mandalay Bay, this beach club is a sprawling one at 50,000 square feet and has live performances by well-known DJs. The amenities include 70 lavish daybeds as well as 25 cabanas. Six LED screens add to the technological sophistication of the place.

Drai’s Beach Club If it’s a Drai’s, it’s got to be loads of fun. Located at The Cromwell’s top floor, there are two large pools and five smaller pools. VIP bungalows are available for the big hitters.

Encore Beach Club (EBC) This beach club is spread over 60,000 square feet and is part of Wynn-Encore Resorts. It’s a luxurious beach club with all the amenities that you’d expect as well as live music.

Liquid Pool This one is at the Aria which is an ultramodern and ultra-sophisticated resort located mid-Strip. There are eight cabanas and more than enough daybeds for you to lounge around. The whole pool area is spread across 16,000 square feet. Bottle service can be $550 and above.

Tao Beach This pool at The Venetian is part of an ultralux resort. The cabana and bottle service costs are correspondingly high. It’s closed for renovation at the moment. The reopening is set for 2022.

Wet Republic It’s a grand dayclub located in the MGM Grand. The venue spans 53,000 square foot and boasts LED displays showing special effects. The bar is 95-foot long and the lounge is 2,500 square foot with lounge tables and deck tables. After recent renovations, the cabanas and bungalows are even more lavish than before. There are 10 cabanas and a dozen bungalows.

You can pick up cocktails, beers and shots or opt for bottle service which starts at $700.

How To Have A Memorable Time with Vegas Girlfriend Escorts

Your Vegas experience is sure to get into high gear once you let go of your inhibitions and your pre-conceived notions. One of those false assumptions may be about a ‘fake girlfriend for hire.’ You might wonder: is that a thing? Yes.

And it’s not even that big a deal.

Sometimes, you have to go to the ends of the Earth to find what you need. People become monks to find the meaning of life. Sometimes, you must go to mountaintops in Hawaii. Or, high altitude mountain plateaus in Chile. We are talking about astronomers here. Luckily, when you are looking to have a good time, you need not travel that far.

You might wonder about the authenticity of the experience if you choose to hire a girl for a night or have girlfriends for rent.

You know about how synthesized happiness is pretty close to the real thing? It is sort of like the actual real thing. Spending time with our GFE escorts is going to be quite the experience leading to brain-altering natural happiness.

So, what do you do with a hired girlfriend for the night?

Actually, Vegas offers umpteen options. Here are a few of them.

Aerobatics Flights, Supercars, ATV Rides, hot air balloons, Jet Ski @ Lake Mead, and Skydiving Above The Grand Canyon If you are the adventurous sort, there are many things to do in Sin City. You could experience the thrill of flying in a fighter jet and even flying it yourself with an instructor joining you in the cockpit. You could drive some supercars such as Ferraris or Porsches or Lamborghinis or McLarens. You could go for a hot air balloon ride or a skydive. Our girlfriend escorts joining you on one of these fun activities would lead to many Instagram-worthy photo opportunities. Hiring girlfriend escorts to have a fun time works for singles visiting Vegas as well as a group having a bachelor party in Sin City.

In fact, a couple could hire a girl for a night to bring some excitement to their life without the risk of emotional entanglements leading to marital problems or other complexities.

Explore Vegas Surrounding and WATCH The Grand Canyon From A Heli or Airplane The MGM Grand may be a ‘grand’ hotel because of its size but the Grand Canyon is the real grand thing on this planet. It lays out before you a vista that has been millions of years in the making. Wonder for how long the jaws of European explorers must have stayed on the ground after hitting it when they first saw it. There is so much history here — thousands of years of habitation by local Indian tribes and the things they have left behind … the story of the first explorers to traverse the Colorado river and so forth.

You could get a decent dose of humility when you fly over the Grand Canyon in a helicopter. Some of these heli tours can include landing at key Canyon locations. Plane tours of the West Rim of the Canyon would let you see the Zuni Corridor, the Desert View Watchtower, and the Point Imperial.

Your girlfriend for the night could be a nice companion with whom to explore these vistas.

There are two ways to explore nature and gather some benefits from the experience: 1) a hard way, and 2) an easy way. Which one would you prefer?

Thoreau spent years in the wilderness and came up with his two-million word journal about his experience of living in complete harmony with nature. And yet, scholars now debate whether Thoreau had any physical relations or carnal pleasures involving any man or woman.

That’s the hard way to do it.

But studies have shown that spending even small amounts of time in jungles or forests or in close proximity with nature can reduce stress, lower your blood pressure and calm you down. So, make the best of your Vegas visit and take off on a tour of Las Vegas’s surroundings.

You can choose from the Valley of Fire or Mount Charleston with its bristlecone pines. Red Rock Canyon’s hiking and biking trails can offer a lot of tranquility and time to reflect.

Perhaps to reflect on what Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi has written.

“We can’t afford to become trapped within ourselves, our jobs, and religions, and lose sight of the entire tapestry of life,” he said in a 1995 interview with Omni magazine. “When the self loses itself in a transcendent purpose — whether to write great poetry, craft beautiful furniture, understand the motions of galaxies, or help children be happier — the self becomes largely invulnerable to the fears and setbacks of ordinary existence.” From his obit https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/27/science/mihaly-csikszentmihalyi-dead.html

Spring Mountain National Recreation Area and Tule Springs Fossil Beds National Monument are more nature options for you to explore. The Zion National Park, the Mohave Preserve, and the Desert National Wildlife Refuge are further options for you to consider.

Where to Dine in Style in Vegas? The Best Fine Dining Establishments

Once you are familiar with the concept of a fake girlfriend for hire and comfortable with the idea of girlfriends for rent, your Vegas experience will become more fun and pleasurable by an order of magnitude.

Kingsley Amis was known to have had relations with several women — some of whom were the wives of people known to Amis. It must have taken some effort by Amis to take those women to bed. With Vegas having the option of letting you hire a girlfriend for the night, the uncertainties of dating and wooing are out of the equation and it’s a straightforward highway to heaven.

Our girlfriend escorts are temperamentally inclined to like new people. They want to become friendly with people. So, when you hire a girl for a night, it’s like a first date.

And what better way to celebrate a first date than to go out for dinner!

Las Vegas has several fine dining establishments.

We list a few here.

If you want some high-end dining, then there is no better destination than The Wynn. This five-star resort has several restaurants:

  1. Sinatra offers some fine Italian dishes. Imagine enjoying some Russian Osetra Caviar, Fegato Grasso, Polipo or osso buco with Frank Sinatra playing in the background. The décor includes Sinatra’s framed photographs on the walls.
  2. Lakeside offers some Hawaiian seafood that is flown in to Vegas so that you get the freshest stuff. The food here is outstanding. You can take your pick from the seafood platter, West or East Coast Oysters, shrimp cocktail, Maryland crab cakes, grilled tiger shrimp, seared foie gras, jidori chicken breast, and charred steaks such as domestic Wagyu New York strip and Japanese Wagyu New York strip. Drink options are numerous including various cocktails, single malt, bourbon, Cognac and more.
  3. SW Steakhouse offers some of the best steak in Vegas in exceptional, light and creamy surroundings. You could dine outside as well with the Lake of Dreams right in front. SW Steakhouse was the first establishment to bring certified Kobe beef to Vegas.

The Venetian Resort is the quintessential Italian themed Vegas resort with gondola rides on canals and ceiling frescos.

Naturally, there are many fine dining establishments here. Here are a few:

  1. Wolfgang Puck/Cut has won “Restaurant of the Year,” “Best Restaurant in Las Vegas” awards and is an AAA Four Diamond Award winner. There is oyster, caviar, king crab, king salmon, Alaskan Halibut, seared beef, roasted bone marrow, New York sirloin, filet mignon, rib eye steak, American Wagyu and Japanese Wagyu New York on the menu.
  2. Delmonico Steakhouse by Emeril Lagasse is a steakhouse with a New Orleans flavor. The epic seafood tower is designed to overwhelm the most phlegmatic of patrons. The king crab leg, poached shrimp, lobster tails and oysters on the half shell combo will be sure to move the most hard-to-please customer. Of course, prime bone-in ribeye, prime boneless ribeye, prime boneless New York strip, filet mignon, and other options are there as well.

MGM Grand doesn’t lack in variety of choice when it comes to eating places. Some of the finest dining establishments here include:

1.     Hakkasan Restaurant
2.     L’Atelier de Joël Robuchon
3.     Emeril’s
4.     Wolfgang Puck
5.     Michael Mina’s

 

Over at Caesars Palace, the dining choices are various and classy. Here are a few:

1.     Gordon Ramsay Pub & Grill
2.     Nobu Restaurant
3.     Old Homestead Steakhouse

 

In addition, Café Americano, Mr. Chow, Lobby Bar, and Bacchanal Buffet offer further choices.

 

Meanwhile, the Bellagio has some fine, dining options as well. Here are a few of them:

1.     Lago
2.     Prime Steakhouse
3.     Spago
4.     Picasso
5.     Le Cirque
6.     Michael Mina
7.     Yellowtail

The Encore’s dining options include Cipriani, Allegro, La Cave, Wazuzu, and Parasol Down.

Some days, you could feel like you were a part of the human centipede Menorah on Conan O’Brien. Other days, you might feel as creative as Dean Kamen or Eddy Goldfarb – raring to go and ready to invent the next Segway or something as iconic as the Yakity Yak Talking Teeth. It’s all part of the journey of life. It’s what makes life interesting. You could discuss the journey of your life with our girlfriend escorts.

Some topics tend to elicit strong reactions — Ayn Rand, Amazon, Elon Musk, minimum wages, or Universal Basic Income, to name a few. Escorts are a topic about which men might express strongly uniform opinions about. It appears there is more discord and division in society today but is that an objective fact? People often claim that things are getting worse when the empirical fact is that things are getting better on so many fronts. Maybe, it’s just that we have way more choices now and we may get dizzy — so many different cuisines to choose from; restaurants specializing in food from different countries and different dieting fads that come and go. No matter what are your likes or dislikes, our girlfriends for rent are uniformly exceptionally women and you can expect one helluva fun time with them.

Memories of A Fabulous Time With A Vegas Girlfriend Experience Escort

We understand that our clients have differing tastes. Some of our clients want to feel re-energized by spending time with girlfriend experience escorts who are college students or teens. Others want to experience what mature ladies have to offer. We agree that experienced ladies bring a wealth of life experience and you can have a wider set of things to share and discuss.

Our girlfriend escorts are diverse enough for you to be able to find someone who’ll be of the same wavelength as you.

When you hire a girl for the night, we want you to have the most fun possible so that your Vegas trip becomes a happy memory that you will reminisce about for years and decades to come.

“Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays, the graduations, the weddings, not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory unannounced, stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never leave. Our lives are measured by these.” — Susan B. Anthony